Ladies and gentlemen, er... my few, few watchers, today I embark on my greatest journey in life yet. Today, I take a pencil and write down the ten letters that sum what I hope to be my first of many achievements I shall tuck under my belt and display proudly to the lesser mortals of this world: Murphy's Law. And, no, neither the space nor the apostrophe count as a letter. Today, I begin the long and laborious process of writing a book. You will likely not see the first chapter for at least a month, as I must first plan out the plot. I will be placing each individual chapter on DA as I complete them, and if the reception is positive, I will ta